MacOS Ken Dirty Jokes

April 24, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Posted in Humor (G- and R- rated) | Leave a comment

MacOS Ken recently started playing dirty joke punchlines. Here they are (broadcast yesterday):

1) President Lincoln rubbed his chin and said “I know”
2) Bart says, “I’ve never had $5 before”.
3) Dolly Parton looked at her and said “Neither have I”.
4) No, no.. you guys don’t understand! Chunks is my dog.
5) Sheep is a filthy liar.
6) It’s called The Aristocrats.

The answers to all but the first one are here. Password is the codename for MacOS X 10.5 (all lowercase).

UPDATE – Here are the ones for today (some of them are weak). Use the comments to fill in the rest.

7) I will, but I don’t know if I can keep my mouth open that long.
8 ) Swim for it.
9) The third nun said, “I’m not touching that thing”.
10) An elephant.
11) Wrecked him? It nearly killed him!
12) Hmmmm… usually a Twinkie and a glass of milk.
13) There’s twenty of ’em.
14) I don’t even know her!
15) That’s what she said!

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